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	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Beer Festival</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says &#8220;Hey Sen~or, I would like the world&#8217;s best beer, a Corona.&#8221;
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says &#8220;I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deaf Men in a Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rb143.com/jokes/?p=66</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[1. It&#8217;s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deadbeat in a Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rb143.com/jokes/?p=64</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said &#8220;No thanks, I don&#8217;t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!&#8221;
So the bartender said, &#8220;Well would you like a cigarette,&#8221; but the man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evils of Liquor</title>
		<link>http://rb143.com/jokes/bar-jokes/evils-of-liquor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Evils of Liquor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rb143.com/jokes/?p=63</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
&#8220;Now, class. Observe the worms closely,&#8221; said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding The Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy.
&#8216;What the heck are you doing ?&#8217; he asks the drunk.
&#8216;I&#8217;m looking for my car, and I can&#8217;t find it.&#8217; he replies.
&#8216;So how does feeling the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stages of Drunkeness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.
1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.
4 - Barmaid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pirate&#8217;s Misfortunes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A pirate was talking to a &#8220;land-lubber&#8221; in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>State Of The Art Watch</title>
		<link>http://rb143.com/jokes/bar-jokes/state-of-the-art-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Art Watch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[State]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rb143.com/jokes/?p=59</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, &#8220;Is your date running late?&#8221;
&#8220;No,&#8221; he replies, &#8220;I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spent Paycheck</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samreen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: Okay, today&#8217;s Friday. Where&#8217;s your pay envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
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